For future reference, I've ditched the going out partying, shopping and going to the gym - my new hobbies include sleeping and disappointing everyone close to me...

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  Ladies, The Name Is Dixie. Dixie Normous
  
  

  Born To Be Mild
  
  

  I Swear To Drunk I'm Not God
  
  

  Moustache Guide
  
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  Paradox
  
  

  Bull Shirt
  
  

  What's In My Mouth? Gauze.
  
  

  Awww Shit
  
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  Ferrous Wheel
  
  

  Twelve Months Interest Free Sounds Like My Life
  
  

  Schrute Farms, Bed and Breakfast
  
  

  Makers Gonna Make
  

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  Make Cpt Pug Not War
  
  

  Powered By Mushroom
  
  

  Ruined In Amsterdam
  
  

  Mother Of Superheroes
  
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  Rage Quit
  
  

  I Hate People Looking at my T-Shirt
  
  

  This Isn't A Beard It's A Saddle
  
  

  Sleep With Me. Free Breakfast
  
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  Giggity Giggity Lets Have Sex!
  
  

  This Is An Armed Robbery
  
  

  You Are Awesome - Keep That Shit Up
  
  

  Pumpkin Boobs